Monday, July 23, 2012

Cougars, Inc. (2011)


Directed by: K. Asher Levin

Starring: Kyle Gallner, Kathryn Morris, Denise Richards, Sarah Hyland and James Belushi

Genre: Drama, Comedy

Rated: R

Having been expelled from many private high schools in his four-year-career, Sam (Gallner) finally finds himself at one he enjoys. He has a fun group of friends and a “cool” headmaster. When Sam discovers that his mother can no longer pay his tuition, he is quite upset. After meeting an older woman in a bar and winding up in bed with her, Sam and his friends come up with a plan to keep him in school by creating an escort service and prostituting themselves to older women.

This film was mediocre at best. It is not my usual choice of film to begin with, but I decided to give it a shot because of Kyle Gallner playing the lead. Oh, Kyle, this crap is beneath your acting abilities. What are you doing?

Gallner’s performance is honestly the only thing this film has going for it. The other actors do their best with what they have, but their characters are so one-dimensional it really doesn’t matter. Kathryn Morris is great when she is on the screen as well, but the story is obviously centered around Sam, his friends, and Dan, the headmaster (Belushi).

The storyline could have been believable, but the writing was poorly executed. The film is supposed to depict the struggles Sam encounters as he tries to balance his business with his real life, and not allow the two to intermix. This would have been a lot easier to follow if Sam was a sympathetic character from the beginning, but he’s not. He claims all of his past expulsions were part of a string of bad luck, he’s a victim of circumstance, nothing is his fault. Somehow, the headmaster agrees with him and takes him under his wing, not even getting mad at Sam when he has every right to be. The women are all interchangeable – each one has a similar story, each one is gorgeous and willing to hop into bed with the nearest eighteen-year-old boy, no matter how nerdy looking he is. Give me a break; women like Kathryn Morris and Denise Richards could have any man they wanted, why would they select an average looking high school senior? It also irritated me that there was no positive adult female character. All the mothers in this film were depicted as laughable and practically unfit, running around with young boys and encouraging underage drinking. The dialogue also seemed forced in a lot of places, attempting to be hip and with this generation, but failing. 

The camera work was awful as well. There were times when the camera was obviously shaking when there was no need for it. As I was watching the film, I was thinking, “Has the filmmaker never heard of a tripod?” Seriously, a tripod and a dolly would have solved many of the film’s aesthetic issues.  Apparently the director was going for a “realistic” vibe, but all I got from his style was amateur, inexperienced, and shoddy.

Overall, the film was pretty bad, and beneath many of the cast members’ actual talents. Gallner, Morris and Richards are all above this inane flick. The characters are shallow, the dialogue forced and the camera work poor.

4.5/10

Sunday, July 15, 2012

I Spit on Your Grave (1978) Vs I Spit on Your Grave (2010)



I Spit on Your Grave (1978)
AKA: Day of the Woman

Directed by: Meir Zarchi

Starring: Camille Keaton, Eron Tabor, Richard Pace, Anthony Nichols and Gunter Kleeman

Genre: Horror, Slasher, Exploitation, Rape-Revenge

Rated: Unrated

Jennifer Hills (Keaton) is an independent writer from New York City, renting a cottage in the country to work on her first novel. Her relaxing summer getaway soon turns into a nightmare when she is attacked and raped repeatedly by four men from town. After her ordeal, she resolves to make these men pay.
This film is not for the easily disturbed. The rape scenes are very graphic and take up about a quarter of the movie. This flick is actually known to have the longest rape scene in a feature film. I wouldn’t say that is exactly something to be proud of, but it gives potential viewers a scale to measure whether they want to see the film or not. Jennifer is held down and forcibly penetrated, beaten mercilessly for fifteen minutes before being left for dead in the home she thought she would be safe in.
While the above sequence was brutal, drawn out and hard to watch, it did portray how horrific rape actually is. The revenge scenes were where things took a turn for the ridiculous. For instance, in getting back at two of her assailants, she seduces them and performs sexual acts despite the fact that she had been brutalized by these men only weeks ago. One of these men, she had the opportunity to kill out in a field where no one would notice, but decides, instead to bring him back to her house for a hot bath. Granted, this led to a much more vicious death, but it was ridiculous and not something I would think a recent rape victim willing to do. I think these scenes would have been more effective if the seduction hadn’t been a part of it. I also feel that the way she went about killing these men off was risky and left a trail leading right back to her. Maybe at that point she didn’t care anymore.

As for the acting, Keaton does a good job alternating from the carefree writer to the broken victim and, finally, to the woman hell-bent on revenge. Richard Pace is very believable as the mentally disabled Matthew, making him almost pitiable. In some ways, I do feel he was also a victim of his friends’ animalistic behavior. While it was wrong for him to participate, I do feel he was forced to a degree, and was afraid of what the other men would do if he refused. The other men are just common egotistical trash who think they have the right to invade the private parts of any woman they choose.

I didn’t like the style the film was shot in at all. To me, there were way too many wide-angle establishing shots where there should have been medium ones. I felt too far away from the characters when they were introduced for the first time at the gas station. I felt that some moments deserved to be closed in on because the multitude of extra space was simply distracting. The director used maybe three different types of shots throughout the entire film.

Overall, despite decent performances from Keaton and Pace, this film has little to stand on. The cinematography is amateur and Keaton’s behavior in the revenge sequences seemed highly unlikely and more of an excuse to show off the actress’s body. Aside from brutality, this film has little to offer.

4.5/10




I Spit on Your Grave (2010)

Directed by: Steven R. Monroe

Starring: Sarah Butler, Jeff Branson, Andrew Howard, Daniel Franzese, Rodney Eastman and Chad Lindberg

Genre: Horror, Slasher, Exploitation, Rape-Revenge

Rated: Unrated


Young novelist, Jennifer Hills, has rented out a secluded country cabin by a lake to work on her next book. She sees this summer retreat as a great way to relax and let her creativity flow. Her summer plans are destroyed when she is attacked, humiliated, beaten and brutally raped by five local men. Leaving her for dead, these men soon discover what it’s like to be terrified when Jennifer comes back for revenge.

I never thought I’d see the day when I’d legitimately say that a modern remake is better than the original film. I especially didn’t think this would be the one to curb my usual anti-remake tirade, as I thought there was no way that this could capture the essence of the original. However, this remake is different from many I’ve seen in the past because it actually has respect for the original subject matter. The original was a bare-bones outline while this version is the flesh to fill it in.

The writing is much better in this version. The characters are more defined and have their own little quirks. Jennifer’s much stronger and smarter in this version as well. She employs many well-known tactics to try to scare off an attacker, she fights back and she tries going to the police for help. (Something that she did not do in the original, which makes her killing spree a little less justifiable.) It is only after these methods fail that Jennifer takes matters into her own hands.

The character of Matthew was even more sympathetic to me in this one than the last. Again, he is almost as much of a victim as Jennifer, herself, because he never would have done anything to her without being forced by his “friends.” He is visibly horrified by the things being done to her and powerless to stop them. His actual participation, no matter the motive is unforgivable, but it can be debated that he was raped too. He is also the only one to feel remorse when the deed is done.

The length of the rape scene is toned down from the original, abiding by the less is more ideal. The audience sees a lot more of the emotional torment and humiliation the men inflict upon Jennifer and less of the violent acts themselves. We don’t need to see each individual man take his turn to get the point that each one violated her. Cutaway shots and dialogue can fill in what the filmmakers didn’t feel necessary to show. Both this technique and the original’s drawn out sequence successfully show the horror of rape, but this film does a better job of addressing the emotional breakdown of the victim.

The revenge sequences in this film aren’t entirely realistic, but at least they’re not insulting like those in the original. These attacks are thoroughly planned out, violent and cruel, and admittedly, reminiscent of the traps in the Saw franchise, but at least she’s not seducing these men to lure them to their demise. This is no femme fatale – this is a brutalized woman, probably half-insane, hell-bent on revenge. These kills are examples of what many people believe men like this to deserve – a fantasy of what some would like to do to such offenders. They also raise the issue that violence begets violence, and the question of whether Jennifer was any better than the men who attacked her when all was said and done.

The gore in this film is extensive and as uncomfortable as the rape and humiliation scenes. The torture these men endure at the hands of this young woman is every bit as detailed as the things they put her through – many of which are twisted around and used against them. This movie really is not for the squeamish.

The acting is also well-done. Sarah Butler really gives it her all in both the scenes where she is victimized and when she is doing the victimizing. Despite her tiny size and the fact that she’d hardly be able to move these guys – at least 180 to 230 lbs of dead weight – she manages to sell it with her performance. Chad Lindberg is very believable as the mentally challenged Matthew, making him less of a source of humor and more a source of partial sympathy. Jeff Branson was incredibly intimidating as Johnny, and I was actually surprised at how believable Daniel Franzese (the lovable Damien from Mean Girls) was as the voyeuristic Stanley. It was also cool to see horror veteran, Rodney Eastman (Joey from A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 & 4) cast in this film as well.

As I mentioned above, this remake truly seems to respect the source material for what it was – an exploitation cult classic of the rape-revenge oeuvre. This version just strengthened the original story and made subtle nods to the original film, i.e. the total price of gas ringing up to $19.78, etc. I also loved that they kept the same creepy harmonica tune from the original film.

Overall, this is one of the rare remakes you will see me value over the original film. The characters are much stronger, the heroine’s motives more understandable and the overall tone creepier. I actually felt a little creeped out being alone in my house after watching this film in broad daylight. That alone earns this film points as that is hard to do. This is not a film for everyone, and I don’t recommend it unless you’re familiar with the sub-genre of exploitation film and enjoy gory revenge flicks. For being the type of film that it is, it did its job well.

7/10

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Ted (2012)



Directed by: Seth MacFarlane

Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi, Patrick Warburton and Patrick Stewart

Genre: Comedy

Rated: R

As a young boy, John Bennett had a hard time making friends. None of the neighborhood children wanted to play with him and he was lonely most of the time. That all changed when his beloved teddy bear came to life as a result of a Christmas wish. Fast forward twenty-seven years and Ted and John are still best friends that do everything together. John (Wahlberg) is in a serious relationship with Lori (Kunis), a young career woman who is more than a little fed up with his and Ted’s antics. It’s a story about growing up, learning how to balance love and friendships, and accepting adult responsibilities.

Before deconstructing the film for review, let me just say, if you are not a fan of any of MacFarlane’s television shows (Family Guy, American Dad, The Cleveland Show) then you should probably just avoid this film all together. If you don’t like crude humor and inappropriate jokes mixed with bathroom humor, it’s best not to give this one a watch. In fact, you should probably stop reading this review right now. However, if these things are right up your alley, please continue.

As a MacFarlane fan, I found this film hilarious. I loved the references to ‘80s television and film, the New England culture references, and the multiple cameos (most notably Ryan Reynolds). There is something to offend everyone here, but if you’re familiar with MacFarlane’s work, that should already be a given. 

Is the plot predictable? Yes. The film is part romantic comedy, part bromance – both genres are fairly formulaic. I think, as viewers, we all knew how it was going to end when we were walking in there. As soon as Donny the Creeper (Ribisi) shows up, you know he’s going to have some hand in the climax. While the humor is similar to that of Family Guy, the plot is fairly straight forward, unlike the randomness of the aforementioned TV show.

What I really liked about the film was using the teddy bear as a metaphor for that one immature friend that many guys can’t let go of – the bad influence that has never gone away. Despite the over-the-top comedy in the film, it does contain a message about growing up and taking on adult responsibilities, as well as learning to respect the different relationships people have in life.

The acting was decent as well. Mark Wahlberg makes his jokes so much better simply by putting them out there with a completely straight face. Still, Mila Kunis had the actual “straight man” role in this film, having to react to all the ridiculous actions of the men around her – from John and Ted, to her pervert boss, Rex (McHale). Of course, the most memorable character is Ted, the foul-mouthed, pot smoking, drunk, skirt chasing teddy bear, who remarkably has somewhat of a character arc despite his offensive nature. Donny takes a close second place though, with his creepy behavior and gyrating dance to Tiffany's "I Think We're Alone Now."

Overall, it’s hilarious if you go in expecting little more than an uncensored version of Family Guy. The cast is great, as are the jokes, and the final message of the film. Despite its predictability, it is still a very fun watch.

6.5/10

Friday, July 6, 2012

Magic Mike (2012)


Directed by: Steven Soderbergh

Starring: Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, Olivia Munn, Adam Rodriguez, Joe Manganiello, Gabriel Iglesias and Cody Horn

Genre: Comedy, Drama

Rated: R

Mike (Tatum) is an aspiring entrepreneur – he manages a construction company, does car detailing, and longs to create his own business selling custom-made furniture. He also strips in order to finance these side-projects at a club he co-owns with his friend Dallas (McConaughey). On a roofing job, he meets Adam (Pettyfer), a struggling kid living on his sister’s couch. Mike takes Adam under his wing and introduces him to the world of male-stripping and everything that comes with it. While Adam gets sucked into this lifestyle of money, drugs and women, Mike finds it lacking and longs for something more.

Before launching into a full critique of the film, I have to warn the viewers: Despite the way the film is marketed in the previews, this is NOT fully a comedy. There is a darker storyline addressed here that killed the mood for some audience members. I went to the film to have a good time, and the darker aspects of the film took me by surprise. The story actually takes a bit of a depressing turn halfway through, taking away the fun aura that had engulfed it in the beginning.

That being said, this was not a great film – but, it being about a group of male strippers that includes some well-known Hollywood hunks, we can doubt that most in the audience are looking for some Oscar-worthy material. While the story is loosely based on Tatum’s life prior to Hollywood, it didn’t feel original to me. There was one scene between Bomer, Pettyfer and two women in a bedroom that I felt I’d seen almost word-for-word in another film.

I really couldn’t bring myself to care about any of the characters in the film. Mike is a charming ladies’ man, who seems to have other wants and dreams, but the film never really focuses on that. His charm and humor are likable, but ultimately, I really didn’t care where he ended up. Brooke (Horn) is just flat and boring as Mike’s love interest. Dallas is a sleazy, conceited former stripper with a silver tongue. Adam is likable at first, but as he gets more involved in the lifestyle, he becomes a jerk. The rest of the men in the film were really just there to look good, their characters fairly interchangeable.

Performance-wise, Alex Pettyfer probably gave the best one as “The Kid.” He had to portray the loss of innocence as he slowly gets sucked into this new world. McConaughey was fun as Dallas. Horn’s acting was wooden, and Tatum has never really struck me as anything more than a pretty face with amazing dance skills. Lastly, were we really supposed to buy comedian Gabriel Iglesias as a drug dealer? All I could think of when he was onscreen was “I’m not fat, I’m fluffy!” I love his stand-up, but this was not the role for him.

Now, for the dancing/strip-scenes:   Tatum had the best dance moves by far, but McConaughey’s striptease is the most memorable. All of the segments are well-choreographed, especially the group acts. I did feel that the writhing of the male package in the female audience member’s faces was a bit much and not sexy at all. Otherwise, these scenes were fun and enjoyable for both the choreography and the half-to-fully naked men.

On the nudity, there is definitely more male nudity than female in this film; however, Olivia Munn does bare her breasts. Fully bare bottoms include Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer and Matthew McConaughey. Rodriguez, Bomer and Manganiello rock the thongs. The eye candy is worthy of a decent rating alone.

Overall, the story is fairly unoriginal and the characters really aren’t anything special. It is entertaining in many places, but there is also a darker, more dramatic part of the story. There is great eye candy and choreography but the film isn’t a must-see.

6/10